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yes, i stopped before the voices won.

cool game i like it but it also makes me want to set fire to a childrens hospital so im not beating it

one time i was on a bridge in a lake and the wind was so strong i felt almost weightless, and almost fell into the giant lake (largest lake on the planet volume wise mind you). so i can get a general idea of being the tent.

have any of you ever just randomly felt like you ate the halloween razorblade candy without being sick? (don't worry even if i am somehow sick i always wear a mask)

i am eating raw honey (unlike normal honey it still has all the bee stuff that is small enough to get through a filter) with a chopstick. only one. not both of them.

(also its a lot thicker and not clear)

wait you got recess as a middle schooler?

cringe real ones just had an extra class every day because the school just kinda didn't do recess.

pathetic. if snow is below your knees you must wear shorts.

made a creature that likes to sniff chalk powder (its not anything else trust me)

but it's when it's both at once that the true fun begins

wait nevermind its just free snacks from djungelskov the ikea bear my beloved

bro i should stop living in minnesota i got an inch of frost on the inside of my windows. the memes are only slightly exaggerating about minnesota. i'm not even joking i got an inch (2.5cm) of ice that just appeared on my window

my dog pulled a today, and i am worried because it is winter and a am a minnesotan ,and no the jokes about it being cold are actually true (you get used to i wore shorts and a t shirt in -40°f, and that's the same in celsius i guess for that one number) but my neighborhood is good at getting dogs safely to their owners (they have done it 3 times in the last month) si i am worried but i think we will get him back i did not find a body. little bit of a rant, but i have had a bad week because my basement flooded two days ago too, and my school bus forgot to school bus today. not a fun week, but other people have it worse.

i as an american have a kettle, but use the microwave instead to make british people angry.

bro this little guy is just like me

umm

what is this?

i dont think the video works

it smelled good I got exited, don't ask about the straw i was NOT snorting cocoa powder (at least through the strawif the video does not work i bit a piece off of the packet

i meann if you ignore the second part, its still not exactly wrong.

its an energy drink, no alcohol. its just an older energy drink so the bottle looks like that for fun. they also are aware of the goofiness of the name.

it's also cannon in the fallout universe (fallout brotherhood, not any of the main games, before they were fps games.

my left pointer despawned

bruh i tried with a mousepad. my finger got turned into eraser remnant type stuff

i wish gay people were real (sadly they aren't)

nothing like slurping dowm some balls with the homies

sorry i meant bawls

i know nothing about omori but i know a lot about classic doom

i gave up on lillypads. let us skip lillypads. no other levels, just lillypads

relatable i am also sick

not gay as in ace but i mean i am depressed so I'm not saying you are wrong

CaPYBara

literally me irl (yes i am wearing armor too)

https://fourquarters.itch.io/roulette-knight-ludum-dare-41

bro thats jeffery and his family, they are a little weird, and kinda shy, but when they get to know you they are real nice. gotta say.

that looks like jerry. little closer up than jerry usually is though. jerry is chill so i said when i die he can take my skin. I like jerry he is cracked at destiny.

like all of the precautions just happened to break at a slightly inconvenient time, and he was maintenance. you might even be able to ask the guy who did it though he is fine even now. just paralysis in one third of his face. i know so many god awful things but on the extremely uncommon occasion they can help someone.

my chromebook is at one percent battery i still have not gotten the good ending (it started at 59 percent)

you can wish worse than a particle accelerator someone pt there head in an active one and survived, steaming alive would hurt worse, it still kills, but it leaves nerves in tact so you feel every second of it. I hope you find this fact useful soon.

those people suck

I'm making an ohio demon legit (real[NOT CLICKBAIT])

if the tree eats you while the guy is walking into you he actually turns to watch. a detail.

yeah i got the non gay ending (I am in fact actually not gay so yeah)

there are at least 3, answering all questions right is one, varied answers is another, and all wrong is a 3rd

how do i destroy the giant toxic barrel in the sewers?